In and Out. . and In again

It must be me. I either have a sparkling personality, or people immediately know I'm a bilingual sucker. Just after waiting in line to order at In and Out today, a little friendly Chinese lady asks me in Chinese if I speak Chinese. I help her order even though all she told me in Chinese was, "I want one, plus one." Somehow I knew that translated to a meal plus an extra burger. This of course happens after I recently was convinced by some Chinese lady in a Costco line to buy blank cds for her since the coupon was limited to one per customer. I ended buying dvds and cds for her before we met up outside the store to "exhange" cash for the goods. I'll let you know the next time I get arrested for coupon fraud.