I usually tell my mom that she may one day become that chinese lady digging recyclables out of the trash in her spare time. I mean, she already has the uniform for it- a red fleece vest and a floral print hat with an unusally large visor. Maybe as a sign of bad karma, we were "attacked" by a can lady during our lunch while she hovered until Heidi here completely finished her soda. Eventually, Heidi was peer pressured into downing her soda so the lady would take the can and move more than a foot away. I think we should come back and taunt her with an empty Sprite tied to a can.
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